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60+ Jokes Status – Funny Whatsapp Status Jokes with DP Picutre

Jokes Status and Funny Whatsapp Status Jokes are here to make you laugh, Sharing some nice collection of joke status and funny joke for fb status for you with DP Image and Picture. Facebook Joke Status amongst more popular in Hindi Language. Earlier we had posted some Funny Whatsapp Status on our blog.

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Jokes Status

1. People That Change Love Status After 30 Sec… Gf Is The Reason…

2. A Fine Is A Tax For Doing Wrong & A Tax Is A Fine For Doing Well…!

3. No I Didn’t Trip …the Floor Looked Like …it Needed A Hug!.

4. Man Ask A Trainer In The Gym: “i Want 2 Impress That Girl… , Which Machine Can I Use?” Trainer Replies: “use The Atm”!

5. !brain Is Work More ..when You Can Use…..

6. I Live In A World Of Fantasy, So Keep Ur Reality Away From Me!

7. When I Actually Die Some People_ Are Going To Get Really Haunted.

8. Brain Is Intelligent !why Not Have Everyone…

9. God Is Really Creative , I Mean ..just Look At Me..

10. I Wake Up When I Cant Hold My Pee In Any Longer…##

Some Whatsapp Status Jokes

11. Mosquitoes Are Like Family. Annoying But They Carry Your Blood.

12. Alcohol Will Give Different, Type Of Power!..

13. 70% Boy Have Gf ,other Then Have Brain!

14. If School Has Taught Us Anything, It’s Texting Without Looking 🙂

15. I Hate People Who Steal My Ideas, Before I Think Of Them 🙂

16. All My Life I Thought Air Is Free Until I Bought A Bag Of Chips.

17. Try To Say The Letter M Without Ur Lips Touching….!!

18. Excuse Me …. Please Empty Ur Pockets …. I Think U Stole My Heart.

19. 3 Mistake Done By Everyone ..whatsapp,facebook & Gf!

20. I Don’t Drink Alcohol! But Feel Awesome..


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21. Do Not Drink And Park _accidents Cause People.

22. Etc Meaning – End Of Thinking Capacity..

23. Scratch Here ###::::## To Reveal This Status..

24. High Power Come ,with High Voltage Current!

25. If U Are Still Hate Me!then No Problem!..

26. Brain Is The Best Worker,when You Can Use It…

27. When Nothing Seems Right Then Go Left…

28. If I Am Wired With You Then I Like You..

29. Attitude Is Like A Underwear Don’t Show It Just Wore It

30. Always Respects Your Self!

Funny Jokes Status

31. My Heart Is Stolen..can I Check Your Braa

32. Save Water, Drink Wine!!

33. Cigarette Chodna Sabse Asan H- Main Hazaro Baar Chhod_ Chukka Hu…!!

34. I’m Cool But Global Warming Made Me Vry Hot

35. Marriage Is The Cause Of Divorce.!

36. Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Does The New One Now Work?

37. I Just Need A Good Wifi & Wife.

38. I Want Someone To Give Me A Loan & Then Leave Me Alone.

39. I Only Need Three Things In Life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

40. All The Rules Are Made.. To Be Break.


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Funny Jokes For Whatsapp Status

41. Ooooooo…..don’t Copy My Status.

42. Status: I On Not On Whatsapp..

43. Life Is Too Short Smile While U Still Have Teeth.

44. If I Agreed With You We Both Were Wrong.

45. Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Surprised Woman…

46. Your Status Won’t Ever Match My Status Neither In Whatsapp Nor In Reality..

47. I Love My Job Only When I Am On Holiday…..

48. Life Is Too Short – Chat Fast!

49. Girls Use Photoshop To Look Beautiful.. & Boys Use Photoshop To Show Their Creativity…

50. You Can Never Buy Luv….but Still U Have To Pay For It ..

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51. I Am Not Lazy, I Am On Energy Saving Mode…

52. God Is Really Creative, I Mean.. Just Look At Me Every Time!

53. I’m Not Lazy, I Am On Energy Saving Mode.

54. Hey There Whatsapp Is Using Meee,.

55. When Your Phone Are 1% Battery & Anyone Who Sends A Message, Or Calling, Becomes The Enemy ..

56. Fact: Ph On Silent Mode- 10 Missed Call..turns Volume To Loud- Nobody Calls All Day!

57. Hmmm…..don’t Copy My Status.

58. 80% Of Boys Have Girlfriends.. Rest 20% Boys Are Having Brain.

59. If Nobody Hates U, Then You Are Doing Something Boring.

60. Never Laugh At Your Wife’s Choices… You Are One Of Them,,

Some Fb Joke Status

61. Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!!!

62. Hey, U Are Reading My Status Again??

63. My Style Is Unique Don’t Copy It Plz!

64. If Money Grew On Trees, Then Girls Would Be Dating Monkeys..!

65. I’m Not Failed, Because My Success Is Lost.!

66. I May Be Fat, But U’re Ugly – I Can Lose Weight!

67. Parents Spend The First Part Of Our Lives Teaching Us To Walk And Talk, And The Rest Of It Telling Us To Sit Down And Shut Up…

68. When I Was Born Devil Said Ohh Shitt, Competition

69. What Is The Worst Fear A Man Can Face? Leaving His Mobile Phone Home!

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