Funny Double Meaning Whatsapp Facebook Status Messages

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  • Your lips are like wine & I wanna get drunk.
  • I’m a freelance gynecologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?
  • Women and rocks are very much alike … We skip the flat ones.
  • Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet!
  • If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are bitextual.
  • Not all cute guys have girlfriends, most of them have boyfriends…
  • People say I got a dirty mind, I just think I’ve got a good imagination lol..
  • You keep smiling like that and everyone is gonna wonder what you did last night..
  • Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
  • An evil person is like a dirty window, they never let the light shine through.
  • I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..
  • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
  • You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
  • People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!