Naughty Whatsapp Status

Feeling Naughty? Share these Naughty Whatsapp Status in Hindi, English, Marathi and Punjabi language and tees your Friends, Brother, Sister and Lover from these Funny, Cool and Cute Status Updates.

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Top 10 Naughty Status Messages

  • A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
  • Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.
  • My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
  • Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.
  • When I die my gravestone is going to have a ‘Like’ button.
  • Time to put that wall back up, I won’t be fooled again.
  • Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • I lost a bet and I have to come here and ask the hottest girl on a date…who do you girls think is the hottest girl in this place?
  • I believe in love and marriage but not necessarily with the same person.

Cool Naughty Status Ever

  • Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.
  • Some people say the glass is half empty. Others say it’s half full. I’m just happy to have a glass!
  • The key of my happiness, just forgetting my past.
  • If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.
  • Love is blind, and greed insatiable..
  • Practice makes perfect, But nobody’s perfect, so why practice?
  • I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted..
  • hey, I found your nose. it was in my business again.
  • Throwing random things at people then acting like it wasn`t you.
  • Texting with your pinky because you`re eating.

Funny And Crazy Updates For Facebook

  • Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain….
  • Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
  • I don’t care what they say, the first guy who milked a cow and drank it was a massive pervert.
  • Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me..
  • I hate people that starts tweets with “I hate people that.”
  • If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.

Hope your search over by these nicely collected Naughty Status Mesages if you have some more short messages you can share with us at comments section.